Heyy all. I know it's been awhile but I've just been so busy! New Years was a blast, I went to some city but I can't recall the name right now. We ate apples at midnight!
Terri got here and she's been real fucking cool. We've gotten into all kinds of trouble! In my town where I live that I can't spell right now we ate a shit ton of crackers. There was also clubbing, eating, and dancing to country music.
Then we all went to Shanghai! The best was the zoo when the chimpanzee threw up all over the place and immediately ate it all back up till the floor was clean. I laughed SOO HARD I almost puked myself!! We also fed bears and monkeys. I also saw some lion sex. It took a whole 30 seconds for that sun-of-a-gun!
Terri got a cold so when we went to the ancient city she couldn't smell any of the horribly offensive odors coming out of every corner! ewww.
Did I mention I don't drink things cold anymore? That's right. I've neglected my western ways and strictly drink hot things. It's WEEEIRD!
The bar we went to had a ladies night where Angela and Terri drank their asses off for free! I had so much fun paying for my own drinks and watching them drink for free. We then followed a stranger to a fun place and danced the night away. Terri puked.
Well, we have to wake up early to see to some wall business but I'll be posting super soon!!!!!!
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How drunk were you when you made that post?
I don't think you used enough exclamation points. There wasn't one between every word. You really need to seem more excited about China or they'll make you come back for being ungrateful.
P.S. Please... Can you just be Sweet.
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